me at a job interview
When friends won’t believe they’re cute and perfect
when friends insist that you’re cute and perfect
shhhhhhhh you’re cute and perfect deal with it
brian quit playing games with my heart
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
wHO THe fuck lenT rusSIA the pencil?????
"SO HAPPY ITS MY FIRST DAY I HOPE I DO GREAT"
remember when the half blood prince had just come out and those guys put a massive sign that said ‘snape kills dumbledore’ above the motorway and it was the biggest news of the day and they got like legally charged
*enters school talent show with blogging skills*